What If. Friends Without Benefits.

What-If-posterWe hate rom coms. They make us want to stick forks in our eyes and run screaming for the nearest Terminator box set. But, because we are dutiful and honorable Sloth, we put personal suffering to one side and committed ourselves to What If.

90 minutes later we still had our sight. So by normal reckoning it was therefore fabulous and you should go see it pronto.  What?  You want more?  Grrr.

Wallace (Daniel Racfliffe, sadly without a canine sidekick called Gromit), is a bit of a geek. Shambling around at a party he strikes up a conversation with the also geeky Chantry (Zoe Kazan). Hitting it off, Wallace walks her home, clearly anticipating a bit of tonsil tennis. Sadly, Chantry chooses that moment to casually reveal she has a boyfriend, the flirtarious harpy. Crestfallen, Wallace tears up the ‘let’s be friends’ phone number she gave him and sulks.

Not for long. Bumping into each other at a movie theatre, they hit it off once again. And this time, stay in touch. For while Chantry’s boyfriend Ben (Rafe Spall, with Canadian accent) is still on the scene, Wallace figures he may as well lust from afar. So begins a beautiful friendship, marred only  by Ben’s suspicion of Wallace’s motives, plus the continual ribbing and derision Wallace’s friend Allan (Adam Driver) pours upon him. But can a man and woman every stay just friends?

Yes, we’ve seen this scenario before and no-doubt we’ll see it again. But, putting our cynicism aside, as rom coms go this is definitely one of the better ones. It’s sweet without being too cutesy and features just enough crudity and low budget indie sensibility to steer well away from Kate Hudson territory.  And we did quite like Daniel as a leading man – all nervous and short and awkward. He’s definitely no chested-waxed hearthrob and that makes a refreshing change.

Now we’re off to watch Arnie blow things up.

UK release 20 August

Kill Your Darlings. And The Beat Goes On.

killThe Sloth is much enjoying the De-Potterisation of Daniel Radcliffe. Naked on stage in Equus- check. Hard drinking and drug taking gay literati in Kill Your Darlings – check. Go Daniel!

Based on true events it chronicles the emergence of America’s much lauded Beat Poets: Allen Ginsberg (Daniel Radcliffe), Jack Kerouac (Jack Huston) and William Burroughs (Ben Foster). Meeting in and around Columbia University in the 1940’s, they sought to rebel against traditional poetry that relied on rhyme and form.

That may not sound a gripping premise for a movie. And admittedly one can only get so excited by scenes of our young bucks breaking into the university library and placing copies of banned novel Lady Chatterley’s Lover in the same cabinet as hallowed text Beowulf – the cheeky tykes! However this is merely backdrop to the real bones of the story. For central to this group was the beautiful, charismatic and sexually ambiguous undergraduate Lucien Carr (Dane DeHaan). Flirting and charming his way through life, Lucien had manipulation down to a fine art, abusing the adoration of older lecturer David Kammerer (Michael C Hall) and wrapping the secretly gay Ginsberg around his little finger. Introduce the traditional beatnik artists’ pastimes of liquor and recreational drugs into this mix (gas mask of nitrous oxide, anyone?) and you have an emotional, and criminal, disaster waiting to happen.

Now personally The Sloth finds the Beat Generation a little trying. All pretentiousness and jazz hands. And Kill Your Darlings does capture that libertine excess and cloying intellectualism, but it also questions it. Most interestingly, it looks at the personalities behind it. Daniel Radcliffe in particular is terrific and at times heartbreaking – oppressed into secrecy due to the homophobia of the time. Check it out. Please just don’t start snapping your fingers and scatting.

UK release 6 December